Like its eponymous hero, this adaptation of Andrew Lloyd Webber's stage musical The Phantom Of The Opera is shockingly in-your-face. Despite the combined talents of Emmy Rossum and Gerard Butler, its tragic love story between an opera-singing novice and her disfigured mentor is horrifically bloated with theatrical gestures and falsetto dialogue - a formula that may work on stage, but on the big screen, it's frankly obnoxious.